Dorks like me, will be familiar with the Bud Light, Real men of Genius commercials.
Well i was SO happy to find compression hose for my swollen feet today at target, that I Parodied a Real Men Of Genius ad about compression hose.
The words In ( ) is the part where that guy sings in a fake rock voice.
Bud light presents.....True men of Genius (trueeee meeen of gen-ius) here to you Mr. fashion leg compression hose inventor (Mr fashion leg compression hose inventor!) because of you, my Pills bury dough boy feet can now once again fit into my size 9 shoe ( come on and squeeze it now!) Sausage toes? No problem, thanks to your nylon wonder, my feet now resemble human parts, instead of two piles of croissant dough (Poppin fresh!) So here's to you Mr, Fashion leg compression hose maker,my feet are comfortable once again. (Mr fashion leg compression hose inventorrrrrrrrrr) Brought to you by Bud Light, my feet are no longerin Miss-ouri